Shorter, funnier bio Born UK. Raised Québec. English, French. Good at math. Bespectacled geek. Can’t get girl. Useless in sports. Still no girl. So sad. Engineering. Crohn’s disease. Very sick. STILL no girl. Sigh. Graduate, job. Move city. FINALLY got girl. Sing, bass. Baby girl. … Continue reading About the Author (David Kimbell)